So, this is my first real entry... an absorbing tell-all expose about the turbulent ups and downs of a really dull weekend. One of the happiest times of a teenage boy's life is when his parents have gone for the weekend. Its a magical time to invite friends over, sneak a bit of the liquor, watch your dad's porn on the big-screen in the living room and masturbate unabashedly with the bedroom door open (you know you did it, and I'm sure you girls have some counter-part experience). Well, ...