I've typed and retyped that headline several times, and I'm still not satisfied. How do you sum up a welcome article? What is a welcome article? Do I really have any clue what I'm doing with this? Or anything for that matter? Does anyone? Can I get a show of hands from those who do? Well, here's what I was thinking about doing: this is my journal (me in edited form out there for all to see). Here's a simple fact about me: apparently I'm incapable of doing anything for my own private se...