So, this is my first real entry... an absorbing tell-all expose about the turbulent ups and downs of a really dull weekend. One of the happiest times of a teenage boy's life is when his parents have gone for the weekend. Its a magical time to invite friends over, sneak a bit of the liquor, watch your dad's porn on the big-screen in the living room and masturbate unabashedly with the bedroom door open (you know you did it, and I'm sure you girls have some counter-part experience). Well, ...

I've typed and retyped that headline several times, and I'm still not satisfied. How do you sum up a welcome article? What is a welcome article? Do I really have any clue what I'm doing with this? Or anything for that matter? Does anyone? Can I get a show of hands from those who do? Well, here's what I was thinking about doing: this is my journal (me in edited form out there for all to see). Here's a simple fact about me: apparently I'm incapable of doing anything for my own private se...